"Holy Moses! What a wonderful girl! Man, she's told me everything I've ever wanted to hear from a girl, but, there's just one problem. I think she's a player, and I just got played." I didn't even know what a player was when a guy gave me a note that contained this poem. I guess I was always just, what you'd call, a natural. Ever since though, I seemed to have inadvertently lived up to the title. I'd like you to think that everything you're about to hear, are colorful figments of my wild imagination. :) And that none of them happened for real nor has been inspired by real events. :) Read on and be entertained, bewildered, inspired, appalled, and/or guided on how to use some playgirl tricks to make a significant number of men eating at your cute playgirl palm. :)